I bought no gifts this year and I slept with your sister.

I bought no tree this year
and I slept with your brother

and I wrecked your daddies car
and went down on your mother
I set your record collection on fire.

Bästa jullåten på länge! Kanske lite Fairytale of New York men den är lite väl uttjatad och behöver en värdig ersättare!

So what ever you say it's all fine by me
who the fuck anyway wants' a Christmas tree.